I give a lot of reasons why Dan Ray Sucks, but never explicitly say why you suck; I can only hypothesize why based on my experiences. I want some concrete evidence based on your experiences. Don’t be scared of self-slander! Simply come out of the closet (not in a homosexual sense, unless that’s what you’re going for), get off your high horse, drop the phony pristine image you hold of yourself, and face the truth by giving me a reason why you suck, too! For example, “I failed a test today.” Or, “I stepped in cat shit, because I forgot where I kept the litter box.” Even something like, “I ate two Big Macs today…and I’m still hungry.”
So, please tell me: Why do you suck?