So, it’s been a long time since my last post, but I’ve been a little busy driving across the country, and trying to start the rest of my life. As much as I would love to bring my hilarious rhetoric into your day, and brighten it like some afternoon delight (yes, mid-day masturbation counts as afternoon delight; why wouldn’t it?), I just don’t have the time; which is another way of saying I don’t have the motivation; which is another way of saying I’m a lazy piece of shit; which is yet another way of saying DanRaySucks. If you were disappointed by this shorter, less humorous post, then your expectations for me are much too high; which is another way of saying you suck, too.
Posted from my iPhone.
Tips to suck less:
-Leave a comment.
-Tell your friends, friends’ friends, random bums, etc.
-Finally, uhhh, just don’t suck.