Site Move


ATTENTION!!!

Beep!  Beep!  DanRaySucks.wordpress.com has (metaphorically, sort of) packed up and moved to a real site: www.danraysucks.com!  You can no longer find your fix of pitiful self-apathy here.  Suck it up, and add my new site to “Favorite” in your Bookmarks, because I’m done with this crap.  I’ll leave this page with one final thought; I don’t know the first thing about websites, so Dan Ray Sucks looks pretty much the same there as it does here, which is not what I was expecting.  I wanted an awesome-looking, personalized website; instead, I paid a hundred bucks for a new address and a huge headache.  For the last time here, this is why Dan Ray Sucks, and if you jump into things without thinking them through, well you suck, too.

To continue your shitty experience, please visit the new site.  This is less of a polite request, and more of a demand; if I could do more, like force you at cattle prod point, believe me, I would.  Thanks, and enjoy.

http://danraysucks.com/

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You suck, too!

I give a lot of reasons why Dan Ray Sucks, but never explicitly say why you suck; I can only hypothesize why based on my experiences.  I want some concrete evidence based on your experiences.  Don’t be scared of self-slander!  Simply come out of the closet (not in a homosexual sense, unless that’s what you’re going for), get off your high horse, drop the phony pristine image you hold of yourself, and face the truth by giving me a reason why you suck, too!  For example, “I failed a test today.”  Or, “I stepped in cat shit, because I forgot where I kept the litter box.”  Even something like, “I ate two Big Macs today…and I’m still hungry.”

So, please tell me: Why do you suck?

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